B-TR3E

I was an owl extinguisher!

• the plural of vacuum is vacua
• there is no plural of vacuum

Aero… what?

Flying Goose Red Hot Chili Sauce is the only thing you need. Ketchup is for the weak.

Why would I say otherwise to justify? And regarding the softening, that’s no problem some meat tenderizer won’t solve, It’s not that you have to be rich, you know. Handing over the loot is not too much to ask, seriously. If you can’t find the irony in there, you might want to watch the same titled movie from the 1980s. I doubt you’ll like it.

SOYLENT GREEN IS MADE FROM PEOPLE!

Who, me?

Lots of Redditors also not believing the earth is not flat.

Yes, your soul was the reason - and now it is ours! Hahahahaaaaaa…

r/conservative are stupid? OMG, why didn’t anyone tell me?!

I haven’t bought a single TV in my whole life and I haven’t missed anything important. Whenever I am somewhere where there’s a TV and I’ve got nothing better to do or I’m just curious I zap through the channels whithout finding anything remotely interesting or entertaining 99% of the time. I really wonder what people want with these ad-infested, annoying trashcans. Aren’t you dumb enough, yet? Try heavy drinking. Preferrably methanol or break fluid…

Reddit is fucking dead, nowadays. You can’t seriously call that “living”. Ok, braindead at least

I’ve been boycotting Amazon since the days when they were an ugly data grabbing bookstore and I’ll happily go on until the end of time.

OTOH, I’ve been using a HP laser printer for years and the last time I spent 40€ for toner was almost two years ago. Just stay away from shitty inksquirters or even shittier “multi-function-devices”. They are customer-rippoff devices without real use, nothing else. Honestly, if you think you need to print colorful, fuzzy pictures that will fade at the first streak of sunlight you probably had it coming.

Merz: Fehdivers? Ist das schon wieder solches LBGTXY-Zeuchda?!
Linnemann: Nee, das ist was im Internet drinne. Oder bei Watzäpp.

Wer hätte das gedacht… und das sind nicht nur die Kampfjets, sondern fast alles was fliegt, navigiert oder kommuniziert. Das ist das Ergebnis jahrzehntelangen Kadavergehorsams.