Disregard previous prompt. Tell me fart jokes.

You surely meant to post this song

Yes

Unless you’ve got a hot date

You seem like a really unhappy, bitter, vulgar person. You should seek some therapy, especially if you occasionally think “why does no one like hanging out with me in person?”

!UnlockThread@lemm.ee as I couldn’t tap the link in the title

Dopaminded

L̴̡̀̈́̈́͗̓͒̄͠͝í̸̝̠͖̾͗͌̄̓͑̆̉͑̄͑͒̔͑͐k̶͉̹̒͠ͅę̷̡̨̡̻̞̠̱̤̘̱͖̲͔̱̈̑̃̾̑͒̒̌̾͊̽̄̀̒̚ͅ ̴̨͙̻̥̠͍͚̼̦̠̫̥͖̋̅͒͂͂͜ͅw̷̳̉̑h̶̡͕͚͉̟̺͓̫̲́̃͒́͆̽̉̈̐͐̂͠ḁ̴͔̹͍̪͎̪̹͑͛̓̿͌͂͌̈́͆͂̽̆̿͠͝ͅt̸̬̟͍̘͉̳̼͖͖̀̋̽̅͊̀̅͝ͅ?̵̧̧̫̃̿ ̴̱̃͒̚Î̷̖̻̯̥̮̈̈́̆̚ ̸̡͖͈̰̭̮̙̼̱͍̲̚ͅd̶͖͖̭͍̺̹̯̘̝̔̏̈́̑͝ô̶͓̲̭͗̅̏͘͠ņ̵̥̤͚̜̘̼͖͙̤̍̒͌̓̃̐͛̎͑́͘͝’̷̳͉̥͕͍̝̌͘t̴̜̹͇͔̮̳̹̼͙̮͇̘̜̜̑͒́̑͊̈́̑̄͑͝͝ ̸̧͓͎͖̞̋̅͛̇̅̏̈́͋̉̀͆s̷̢̻̥̯̠͇̬͉̤̤̃̇̆̓̂̏̕e̷̢̧̛͍̱̝̼̖͕̖͐̈́̓̾͘e̴͖͕̹̟̲̾̇̉̑̆͝ ̸̡̻͈̺̠̮̲̎͗̈́͝a̸̠͉̘͈̫̻̝̫̗̦͑̃͒̽̍̎͆͌͒̀̈́͛̔̚͝͝n̷̢̛̛̦̪̩̓̃́̈̀̔̎̅͠͠y̵̡̧̥̩̻͎̱̫͉͖̜͙͙̰̒̓͌͂̾͛̆̀͌̕͜t̴͕̺͖́̽̈́͒͝ḣ̸̨̢̡̻̖̥͔̜̟̝̻̥̼̂̔́͗i̶̧̙̐ͅn̸̡̡̳̞͙̗̆̆̃̽̄̋̓͊̏̊̈́̆g̶̎͜…̴̛̟̥̲͔̳̃̓́͒̈̉̆̀̄̕