At least Volkswagens were decent cars

“Because we definitely broke even more laws by deleting them”

The reason I don’t talk to my parents is because I don’t wanna hear this shit. They are lying liars who lie. The intricacies of how they’re lying and specifically about what aren’t really very important. Everything they say is a lie, and we are far past using dialectal techniques and logic to argue Trump followers out of the cult.

This is far past a war that will be “won with words“.

One need only look back through history at the rise of other fascist states to see a familiar playbook.

Sadly, would eventually come to war. But this time, the United States would be on the wrong side.

I always like balls, even when I’m in my refractory period.

I wonder whether adding additional trackers only increases the speed in which peers are found or whether it also substantially increases the likelihood of finding peers.

One begets the other, although your mileage may vary

lol, wow

I don’t know. I’ve been applying for jobs for seven years online, and I haven’t gotten a fucking thing.

I have 30, 20, 15, and 10 years of experience in the four major career fields I pursue, and I can never, not once not ever, get even a reply back, let alone an explanation as to why I wouldn’t fit the role.

Corporate greed. That’s the reason. Has this been some great mystery for the last three or four decades? Because that’s always been the answer.

Line must always go up

Child mortality was only so high because child labor was in widespread use around the time that Social Security was first implemented.

Yet, Social Security was established around the same time as the end of child labor in this country. It took a few decades to correct (then, lengthened further with the advancements in medical technology), but the laws never kept up.

And all enacted by our first Democratic socialist president who was so popular, he helped pass the constitutional amendment to limit presidential terms so that he didn’t have to serve a fourth time…

… polio is a real motherfucker. Thankfully, he was one of the last generation to ever suffer from it in their developed world.

I have shucked, literally, thousands of oysters, and I’ve never seen one that looked anything close to this. If anyone has any more information or a Wikipedia link or something, I’d like to see it, but this strikes me more as some sort of “food parody” made out of wax, paraffin, and fondant

Originally, they didn’t expect them to last 70+ years. It’s just that the law hasn’t been updated as life expectancy and technology have.

But your point remains valid

I’m so glad that this 50-year-old joke is still funny.

Line must go up

Thanks for your service

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You’re the only one attempting to gaslight anyone here.

How typical for you to do something terrible and then blame someone else. This is exactly the sort of thing I’m talking about.

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