I wouldn’t say that he was really good, only that he’s never been better.

He probably couldn’t have, though. Not without cheating.

1 to 5, inclusive

High fructose corn syrup

It doesn’t help that they drilled through the CF hull…

Which one is Fat Man?

He’s already been there, before Ozzy, if I recall.

Smell like cabbage…

I’d rather support Los Pollos Hermanos.

It’s "O"s all the way down

Elon tries to crack a smile beneath another shovel load

Sorry, did you say sheepskin couch?

AKA the uncertainty button

It’s OK if you don’t inhale.

The RCIA, Radio Caroline Internet Archive

“Fuck I’m Good, Just Ask Me!”

Are they tone deaf? Genuinely embracing egotism?

I’d imagine stealing your passport or wallet would be the real goal there.

One apostrophe to beam up.

Does one steer as a gondola?

I hope you kept your receipt.