Get a roomba (or another brand, you know what I mean). Pick your funiture so that your roomba either can drive under it (without getting stuck) or the furniture goes completely tight to the floor. You don’t want to manually clean under some furniture, because the roomba can’t get there. Also, avoid chairs, tables and lamps that have a small bar at the floor the roomba sometimes drives over it and gets stuck.

Actually it reminds me a bit of Dalí

… und noch ein Vorschlag: Schließe Deinen Joghurt in einem Behälter, wie z.B. einer Geldkasette, ein.

Fragt jemand, warum, kannst Du das öffentlich anprangern.

Erstmal schriftlich der Personalabteilung melden. Gehe sicher dass klar ist, dass Du den Kollegen nur im Verdacht hast.

The USS Defiant

Konvertiere die Emotion in Wut. Schöpfe Energie daraus, um die Welt zu verbessern.

This might technically have more calories now, considering how they are measured in food labs with calorimeters

It is supposed to be an emoticon. A little face made from letters (or other characters) that can be used to show your mood when you can’t or don’t want to use emoji or pictures. This one especially should be a cute face with the “u” being closed eyes and the “w” being sort of a pouting mouth or an animal mouth. Especially the ones with “w” as a mouth are mostly used by men trying to act cute or girlish. They are almost never used by girls. Other examples would be: O_O or ^_^ . Sometimes you get them with surrounding braces to mark the sides of the face: (^_^) or extra characters like this being a drop of sweat ^_^" which resembles this 😅

Username checks out

OP should actually be mad at the criminals making cloudflare necessary for some by attacking sites. Those are the ones making the internet worse.

If that happens, you’re likely solving captchas for someone who is using the same VPN to attack the site and without cloudflare it would be down for everyone

Normal users only really notice if the site is actually being attacked and therefore has enabled some checks. You will then not be able to use wget or so, but it’s better than the site being down or unusably slow due to the attack.

They also have payed plans. It’s actually nice of them to offer free plans for those in dire need. When your business critical site (eg. your small business shop) gets DDOSed and your hoster wants drastically more money for the traffic or will shut it down, both of which threatening your existance, cloudflare is a blessing.

Schielt schon auf deren Parteibuch 😆

But you’ll get a bag 3/4 with not broken chips and 1/4 with broken chips on average… ideally for the same price as the half full bag you get now that still may have more or less broken chips, depending on how it was transported.

Für AfD-Wähler keine zu langen Sätze bilden 😄

Die Leute sagen immer man dürfe Terroristen nicht nachgeben, nicht mit ihnen verhandeln usw., aber am Ende gewinnen sie doch: Sie sprengen irgemdwo 5 Leute in die Luft und die nächsten zehn Jahre wird dann die Freiheit der Menschen untergraben, um das zukünftig verhindern zu können. Damit machen sie das Leben ihrer Feinde tatsächlich unangenehmer. Irgendwo freut sich ein zurückgebliebener Taliban, dass jetzt niemand mehr Getränke ins Flugzeug mitnehmen darf.

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In Frankfurt/Hessen the specialties are Grüne Soße (green herb sauce) with potatos, Handkäs mit Musik (regional cheese with onion vinegar oil caraway sauce) and Apfelwein (apple cider).

Oh no, there’s just the 40% jobs in good paying international mega corps left /s