I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.
I think OP is the grandma in this scenario and just hit puberty in real life.
A master of Karate
and friendship
for everyone
Finally a reason to upgrade from my C64!
This person does not have a sibling or else they knew that the turtle doesn’t work and a slap to the back of the head would be incoming.
If there’s a full grown man standing in front of my truck and I can still see him, I just don’t feel safe!
Your honour, I asked her if she wanted to have it and she said no. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I asked again. And to make things clearer I told her that “yes” and “maybe later” where the only options. She still didn’t say yes, but after some time I decided that “later” had come. So I Azure you, I did nothing wrong.
Right!? At least on Lemmy I can drink my Pepsi® in peace. Like for real, there’s nothing better than scrolling through some funny memes with a delicious can of ice cold Pepsi®, my fellow [insert slang term; plural]!
So that’s what you meant when I asked you to do the dishes.
I can assure you that my van and my basement are totally save! So come right in stranger.
I mean, technically, I guess (insert Futurama technical correct meme), but with that defintion everything is a puzzle.
I just breathed in, what do I do next? I can’t inhale more air. I have to think fast! Maybe if I breath out, I can then breath in again… It worked! Amazing!
Wow, so the “x” on screen means I have to press the “x” on my controler while it’s highlighted!?
Damn, thanks for spoiling that puzzle!
I think questions with “how”, " why", “where” etc. tend to be open. An example for a closed question would be: “Do you use apps to learn a new language?”
Maybe you could argue about “what” and “who” questions, but I prefer uninteresting questions to be filtered out by votes instead of rules, anyway, so I don’t care.
Also, even a “bad” question can be saved by a good answer, e.g. a report on language learning apps.
However you look at it, it’s shit either way. This joke stinks!
Nicht Urheberrecht, aber Markenrecht kann immer gefährlich werden, wenn der große Markeneigentümer behauptet es drohe Verwechslungsgefahr.
What about Texas?
I don’t think being on Lemmy counts as reading and writing. hehe
This reminds me of this:
I’m trying to come up with a dialogue that follows these rules, but it gets weird fast.
You ghoulishly sloush around the aisles, avoiding eye contact at all cost, but still a customer talks to you:
C: “Hi, excuse me. I’m looking for tomatoes.”
You: “We are out for today.”
C: “Oh, that’s unfortunate.”
You: “” (still avoiding eye contact)
C: “Well, how about I come back tomorrow?”
You: “There will be a new shipment of tomatoes by tomorrow.”
C: “Okay, great! Then I just come back tomorrow?”
You: “If you come back tomorrow, there will be a new shipment of tomatoes.”
C: “Are you alright?”
Avoiding eye contact, you silently slither away.
Roll a charisma check