“America’s History: X”

Airheads.

They taste like I imagine flavored window caulking would.

I get the others, but what’s the significance of 5:23?

Thankfully, jumping made their shoe laces and pant cuffs rise up.

Ron MF Cobb!
One of the greats of concept art, and a true inspiration.
RIP

Weird.

I’m pretty sure Canoo has everyone but the bike beat.

Especially considering this was found in some of the captured Ruzzian documents:

Twitter is “the only mass platform that could currently be utilized in the U.S.”

93 confessed/admitted to, not 38.

So, Ryan Gosling was 29 years old in the top picture. Damn is he a great actor.

Assuming this was around 1994, and adjusting for inflation, it should still be under $2.

He’s claiming the ride was with former mayor of San Francisco, Willie Brown, who had a romantic relationship with Kamala Harris and supposedly trash talked her during their shared “this is it” moment of the helicopter going down. Problem is, it wasn’t Willie Brown, and the conversation never happened.

Here’s the latest update, which makes a lot more sense than mistaking Jerry Brown for Willie Brown, is hilarious, and somehow also manages to make Trump look even worse than the previous explanation.

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-world/yes-trump-was-in-a-scary-helicopter-ride-but-not-with-that-politician/

TLDR: Trump is senile and racist

Good riddance!

“You can have a vice-president that is outstanding in every way, and I think JD is, I think all of them would have been, but you’re not voting that way. You’re voting for the president. You’re voting for me.”

As the oldest presidential candidate in American history, I think it’s entirely reasonable to consider the non-trivial chance that his second may need to step in at some point.

Q: Why do dogs lick their own junk? A: Because they can.

Two guys walking when they spot a dog licking his own junk. “Man, I wish I could do that”, says the first. “You probably could, if you give him a treat first”, responds the other.

Maybe Telo Trucks might be worth keeping an eye on?

Missed opportunity marketing to Edgelords.

Catholics are literally Trans.