Wow, you’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!
My namesake is a human librarian that was turned into an orangutan. All he says is “Ook” and can traverse the library stacks with great ease. He is happy.
I have a pretty strange knowledge set. I’m not super friendly, but I like to get high and link people to stuff. Just pretend I said only “ook”
Wow, you’ve tried nothing and are all out of ideas!
I’ll happily supply the hacksaw to keep you occupied.
Is this seriously your takeaway from a well-thought out post? This the smugness of reddit that I really don’t miss.
edit: I am refering to the root comment, as that isn’t clear.
Fun fact: 200-foot radio towers are free. You can take them home. I have 257 200-foot radio towers.
“Daddy, why do people have to eat?”
[long pull from cig] “Plants… They came here. Now we are enslaved to eat them. It is their way.”
It’s what percentage of countries have one that would matter.
Some stores sell a little shelf for your shower crunchwraps. They have a little suction cup on them. It’s a really clever design.
Crunchwrap supreme. Next question.
So I’ve live a few places around the US (all east of the Missisip. So it’s not like a good survey), but the place that is worst for this has been southern Louisiana (north shore). Everywhere kinda sucks, but it’s anarchy there.
Why are you the judge of what conditions make it acceptable?
One is allowed to call a joke gross regardless of the definition of a joke.
It’s a must watch episode of the series. There’s a few that have to be seen but would serve as a poor introduction. This one and the Darmok one for sure.
Maybe I’ve always just felt a Roblox-shaped hole in my heart.
Bruh italy is just a fucking awesome place.
The problem is that Italy is also an awesome fucking place.
That’s easier to boycott than diapers, my friend.
Buying cat litter when you also need diapers and have to shop with a baby in tow? I’ll be anti-consumer next year.
It was just a dude answering questions he was asked. I don’t want to hang out with the guy.
I get a little worried about calling something like that “sexual assault”. It plays into the “can’t say anything anymore” crowd’s hands.
That wasn’t sexual assault. If you want a lesson to take away for what he actually did wrong here: he attacked the reason for rejection. It’s a natural thing to do. But that’s really the only thing wrong here.
Going in for a peck is fine. Planting one before they react wouldn’t be. But taking rejection gracefully is nearly impossible. Let’s try to be better.
That kid is going to be legendary at Two Truths and a Lie.
If.