My mother’s cat stares for food from one side of her chair and then, after being fed, stares from the other side of the chair because that is clearly a different kitty who has not been fed yet.

“Those…aren’t gills.”

When the Dungeon Master had to wrap up all his plot threads in the final session.

cat

“And Honey? You’re it.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eben_Byers

Naw, it’s got to be Aretha Franklin’s “Respect”. Or maybe the Beatles with “Twist and Shout”. Soft Cell’s “Tainted Love”?

https://www.saeproducts.com/55-gallon-drum-of-lube.html

Hip Knox and the Queer Machine were a one-hit wonder back in the Nineties, I think.

“Why do we even HAVE that button?”

Origin story for the the shortest-superhero-career-before-being-shot-to-death ever.

“Gork invented new thing that use pepperonisaurus and mammoth cheese left-overs.”

“I’ll take plot twists pulled out of my ass for $400, Alex.”

Expedia reviews were different back then.