Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…
Moose and bears may break my bones, but spiders will always scare me. Plus Bullwinkle would have a hard time sneaking into my bed or shoe unnoticed…
Damn, that human’s holding a fish so big I can’t even see their human appendages holding it up in the not-water
And if you put a cucumber behind them they freak out… That’s not a euphemism!
At first I imagined actually getting into the fetal position and rolling on the ground, but then I realized that’s only my fetish… You were obviously talking about trains.
Even as a younger millennial they were barely in my life. My mom had one when I was in elementary school for work, and other than that I just know beepers from medical shows and Dennis, the beeper king, from 30 Rock. Technology is cyclical.
I’m getting Godzilla-nervous-system vibes from the front-most map, not gonna lie…
You’re right, mondays are much better lowercased
F is for friends who do stuff together ❤️
Is that not what desiccant packs are filled with? That’s why it says not to eat it. Because it would taste terrible (and other less fun reasons)…
Ever since I started drinking Holy water twice a day I’ve been feeling so much more hydrated. Explain that science!
Yup, it just needs a fast splattering of red paint or similar…
Alas, they have all been consumed in a fit of gluttony. The hour of regret is at hand!
Damn, I thought I was being stealthy by farting silently like an assassin…
This is the plot of Baby Driver, right?
Edit: I’m stupid, I was thinking of Fetus Driver
“Did you see that ludicrous display last night?”
I would swap lawful good and neutral good honestly. Neutral good technically has more toilet paper available, and you can’t always expect the roll in the holder to be brand new.
Good work Ducktective, what would we do without you…
Honestly, if I ran a catering business I might put up the same sign. What’s the worst that can happen? 3 horse funerals?
Server farms are the real money maker. Doesn’t matter the fad, they’ll need processing power from somewhere.