Phuntis

>sadly

it still fits the neck beard archetype you don’t have to look exactly like the first image or noone would cause noones a cartoon it’s still the same

that’s literally the first image

in a care home presumably

you would use that precisely once go wow then proceed to get up and look every other time afterwards

it’s not about being cool it’s the rule

original zero sugar is better with red bull being better than that energy drinks shouldn’t taste like tropical juice they should taste like an energy drink “energy drink flavour” is delicious and they need to stop trying to hide it with sugar and fruit

firefox

for now

old screenshot

yet another corporate social media

https://youtu.be/hQZfGa5t4e8

no how dare you it’s literally dead on average I’m not short 😭

oh hey I’ve been enjoying that too

just scratch I do noone says anything I doubt they even notice but if they did they’re human they understand itchiness

4 DOLLARS!?!??!??!?!? HOW IN GODS NAME DOES A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA AND A CUP OF FIZZ COST 4 DOLLARS FIZZ IS SO CHEAP WHEN BOUGHT IN BULK AS SYRUP IT’S PRACTICALLY FREE SO YOU’RE PAYING NEARLY 4 DOLLARS FOR A SINGLE SLICE OF PIZZA NO I CANNOT COMPREHEND THAT THAT’S ABSURD THAT SHOULD COST LIKE A DOLLAR FIFTY TWO DOLLARS TOPS

he was trying to kill the king because the king was protestant and he wanted a king who’d force everyone to be catholic it’s celebrating that he was stopped hung drawn and quartered L + rip bozo

what are you talking about this is a dystopia the abortion clinic has a sale sign in other words healthcare isn’t free in this image americans cannot conceive of free healthcare even in the “leftist takeover” imaginary scenario also there’s still cars being used for just getting from point a to b literal hell world