Yea I need a drink

Uhhh 6? Ish?

That’s a trick question. How many pound-feet of torque did you apply to the carpet?

Shat next to a deaf guy once. Really made me think about the world.

Ok zoomer

Because New Jersey has always been right there.

Oktoberfest it is, then.

It’s not really something I look for or pay attention to when I see it. It’s something fun to keep an eye out for from now on though.

I’ve started using that recently and it is very handy.

It’s probably a tie between wikipedia and flashlight.

Maytag Blue has a pretty good ring to it.

morbidly sexy

Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.

Never thought I’d say it. Bad kitty.

I think The Velveteen Rabbit is pretty fucked.

I don’t think middle names were really a thing then. Also if you’re bored and have a hole in your hand one thing probably leads to another.

Then why have I heard so much about this jesus tapdancing christ?

Is there any way to tell the difference between infrared reflected between (I assume) 8 and 13 microns and the infrared emitted due to absorption of shorter wavelengths?

I’ve heard this.

Graduated in 07. Gave all of my savings to my parents in 08 so they wouldn’t lose their house. Bumbled around for a decade and a half trying to get a degree and start my career only to get shit canned from an okay paying job mid-pandemic. Tripped over my own dick in to a great paying union job. Currently working too much overtime and saving every dime I can because I’ve seen enough shit.