Eric and Jr listening through the wall with water glasses pressed to an ear.

Trump lazily masturbating in the cuck chair.

Singing meat!?

“She kept mentioning how he could have been run over, or kidnapped or ‘anything’ could have happened,” recalls Patterson.

Might have even had Police Contact and that’s dangerous as FUCK.

I’ll start the bidding for 24lb at $0.10/lb

nah. Think about how good computers are at pattern recognition and long term storage for analysis. Far superior to a pen and paper

It’s not about having a rigid schedule, but about actually tracking periods and analyzing the data. I’m male and that’s about all I know about it

Yeah, but most states have the faithless electors thing sorted out already, the ones that don’t would probably quickly pass laws to bind them to the slate the voters chose.

https://ask.loc.gov/law/faq/331082

https://constitution.congress.gov/constitution/amendment-20/

In Section 3:

If, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term of the President, the President elect shall have died, the Vice President elect shall become President.

Wouldn’t surprise me if the GOP martyred Trump, honestly. They can’t have him abdicate or remove him and have MAGA support, but if they could find a way to martyr him they would have their messiah and Thiel’s boy in place. The smart play would be to have him serve more than half of his term though, so Vance could have a shot at 10 years in the White House.

His idiot friend test fired a brand new weapon in-hand.

Yeah, the ick factor is high.

Passenger ridin’ dirty with a seat belt violation.

Only if we combine the Dakotas and New Illinois gets the senators from that.

lol indeed. 12hr club, myself

https://chaos.social/@jiska/113447894119816217

You say obstruct, I say protect users from totalitarian regimes

Holy shit, it’s even better. Dude is a ninja according to his wikipedia page

This led him to acquire the nickname “Tommy Karate” by friends and fellow mobsters, despite that he specialized in Togakure-ryū and not karate.

Medicaid especially is in trouble. In two different budgets they tried to pull back on funding. Not sure how successful it was but they already tried.

I once read that 2/3 of Americans are “affected” by Medicaid, not that they use it but that they are related to or are otherwise involved with someone who does. That’s a lot of face eating.

I was having a really shitty day and then: THIS!

This warms the cockles of my cold, black heart.

nice save