Hi there! I’m just a guy looking for a place to be and stuff.
“Whoa, this thing is trashed, it’s basically useless now.”
Condition: Untested
Nailed it.
“Dammit kid, take the deal – we really need that cream cheese back here.”
“All right fellow rebels… now that we’ve all infiltrated the Empire by joining as Storm Troopers, it’s time to enact our plan.”
“Aim to miss, sir?”
“You’re goddamn right.”
In the grimdark future there can be no grass roots, only astroturf.
Nice! I’m going to have a look at my old HS yearbook and see who’s opposite page…
“Future Farmers of America”