Tabasco

but I read comments

I’m Comment-only. I don’t read.

I don’t understand the joke because everybody knows the trash island (not an island btw, you cannot walk on it) is in the Pacific Ocean, and Puerto Rico is on the Atlantic Ocean, so it’s inaccurate. I mean… geography is important, otherwise, you could do the joke with any island in the world and as a French, I would of course pick Great Britain.

(ok, that would be funny, then)

I don’t get it. It’s fun because it is considered a small car? It’s huge!

The parasite commands you to go back to the cats pub

a pint of toxoplasmosis, please!

Go to the Netherlands and see the same thing, but with bikes. I once brought back a 1,5 meter long wooden pannel under my arm. I didn’t anticipate the wind, which started to push me out of the road.

kartoffel

Moog and LSD of course. Let’s party!

oh, that’s so easy! It’s both, depending how you translate it: une machine à laver or un lave-linge.