This part is hilarious in a sad way:
At least one of Chevron’s spills is still running 21 years after it began in a Kern County oilfield, although a state spokesperson said it has been reduced by 98% “from its peak.” The amount spilled from the site, dubbed GS-5, is larger than the Exxon Valdez disaster.
It’s reduced because it’s been leaking for 21 years! It’s bound to stop flowing as aggressively as when it first started.
Wait, is this an ADHD thing?