Ah, I remember November 2016. The kids in the hippie dorm beat the shit out of someone on their floor because they didn’t vote.

Don’t get me wrong, Trump is a fascist. With that out of the way, just let me say that if you freak the fuck out over everything all the time, you are bound to be right every once in a while. It’s not impressive when you live your entire life in a histrionic state.

Maybe it’s just a graphene thing, but BLE capabilities are granted on a per-app basis on my phone.

Maybe it will encourage public transit. Less driving is good for the planet.

Letting this dude put you off something is just as pathetic as letting him put you onto something.

Is there anything iphones can do besides scroll social media? Every time I hear about some cool new capability of phones this caveat is always present.

Yeah, I do, but I also have a penis. Dunno if you’re into that or what

Yeah, the bottom 10%

Uhhh probably just wallowing in misery like usual

Let’s be honest, I think 90% of people are truly undateable. We just let our sex drive distract us from that.

dude, I fucking hate israel. but I also hate how you can’t even attempt to discuss any nuance without being called a zionist.

This comic would be a lot better if they didn’t depict the zionist/jew as a deformed sewer mutant type guy lol. Feels a little like anti-zionist jews are catching strays from this one

Why concern yourself with how things sound?

I’m in the same boat. I fucking hate modern cars. There are no acceptable options so I just walk and use public transit… the data collection is so extensive I feel uncomfortable even catching a ride in a friends car.

Do you mean to suggest that videogames are for children? I don’t really see where you’re coming from here.

People are so used to megacorporations controlling what specific software they can run on their general-purpose computers that they are now… in favor of it? Every day it seems more and more the case that Apple’s anti-sideloading propaganda is successful.

I’d be drunk for as long as it took for me to lose consciousness and have my stomach pumped

literally do not care about the subject matter or debate whatsoever, I was just pointing out that your behavior is not acceptable

toxic comments like this stifle discussion, ironic considering your username