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Hussy!

It’s basically bean dip, what’s not to love?

Solution: play through two mirrors

It helps to be a liquid

Oh no, what does Lisp Machine think about vaccines?

Sounds like the XY problem

What corporation is out there buying new equipment every 6 months?

There’s a bit more context in the full comics on the web site

It’s usually fine, but I download new TV shows automatically and I got a .exe instead of the new Frasier. I don’t think I’ll be downloading an actual .exe from TPB in the future lol

I don’t know why addressing a cat as “cat” is the funniest thing ever

Milk comes from female animals. Real men drink bull semen shakes.

IIRC feddit.de’s storage filled up with pictures, which broke the front end, and backups didn’t work

Personally I was hoping for a heart attack. Did anyone think an assassination, successful or not, wouldn’t just lead to a complete shit-show?

I wonder what the chances are that Russia did this.

I say we elect that one guy behind him who barely reacts at all

The heavier…the fewer…

They put it back about an hour later

If it makes you feel any better that horse wasn’t the one that killed him

That’s kvlt as fvck

I don’t trust the support staff the other guy is going to pick.