Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 28 days agoThis counts as wholesome, right?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square26fedilinkarrow-up1558arrow-down111
arrow-up1547arrow-down1imageThis counts as wholesome, right?lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Lemmy Be Wholesome@lemmy.world · 28 days agomessage-square26fedilink
minus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up4arrow-down3·28 days agoTed Cruz is count Dracula
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·28 days agoCan’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache. Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard. Maybe he’s Renfield.
minus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up2arrow-down5·28 days agoDoesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
minus-squareNielsBohron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·28 days agoThis comment chain is a wild ride…
minus-squarecm0002@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·28 days agoNah, Dracula is actually cool Ted Cruz is a walking turd
minus-squareAlice@hilariouschaos.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1arrow-down3·28 days agoI wonder what his orgasms sounds like
Ted Cruz is count Dracula
Can’t be. Stoker described Dracula as a tall, thin, pale, white-haired man with a long mustache.
Ted Cruz is a short, fat, light brown man with grey hair and an ugly beard.
Maybe he’s Renfield.
Doesn’t matter, I’d still fuck Ted Cruzs Dracula lookin ass up, down, and sideways.
This comment chain is a wild ride…
Nah, Dracula is actually cool
Ted Cruz is a walking turd
I wonder what his orgasms sounds like
Why are you like this
Lol