The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 27 days agoI thought its existence was just a mythlemmy.worldimagemessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up110arrow-down10
arrow-up110arrow-down1imageI thought its existence was just a mythlemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 27 days agomessage-square35fedilink
minus-squarezero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·27 days agoIs the wine magic or the penis?
minus-squareFooBarrington@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·27 days agoIt’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 days agoHmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…
minus-squaretiramichu@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-227 days agoGenerally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality. I’ll give it a pass, personally
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up0·27 days agoYou’re not steering me the wrong way, right?
minus-squaresugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·26 days agoI just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccent@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up1·26 days agoI’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.
minus-squareByteOnBikes@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·27 days agoTo become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
minus-squaresynae[he/him]@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27 days agoDick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?
Is the wine magic or the penis?
It’s wine that made from water that was cycled through magical penises. Of course it’s also magical, that’s how magic works
Hmm. I don’t remember my magical penis making a wine, but I’ll ask it…
Generally, the wine is made with extract from animal penises, with the belief that drinking it will give you sexual performance and vitality.
I’ll give it a pass, personally
…extract?
Ever milked a boy cow?
You’re not steering me the wrong way, right?
I just milked my neighbor’s bull, would not recommend, I literally can’t pee anymore because it won’t go soft.
I’m pretty sure I don’t want to understand that sentence.
To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.
Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?