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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It

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Walgreens CEO Distressed to Learn That Locking Everything Up Keeps People From Buying It

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Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Walgreens CEO Admits That Locking Merchandise Away From Shoplifters Makes Regular People Not Buy It

Walgreens has discovered that locking its wares behind lock and key in an apparent effort to stop shoplifters has backfired spectacularly.

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