I want to install Linux on a Vacuum cleaner, which sucks the most?
Nix-OS. Nix translates to “nichts” in german, which translates to “nothing” in english. A vacuum creates sucktion force.
Also I get endless error messages sometimes, when I run
nixos rebuild switch --upgrade, that sucks in a metaphorical sense, I need to modify the versions of programs I install.NixOS does suck me into the occasional rabbit hole - nothing like Gentoo years ago though!
Void
Get it? Because a vaccuum is a vo–
Manjaro, easy choice.
Is it actually sucky? I think I installed that once, but I didn’t use that laptop much.
Whoa, whoa, there are people who don’t like Windows? I thought Windows was like the king of operating systems?
Whoa, whoa, there are people who like Windows?
android
Damn I really can’t argue with that. The developer is a prick
Can someone seriously type with their penis? Impressive!
When you watch it’s really not that impressive.
It’ll randomly doze off whenever you don’t look at it for 5 seconds, tho.
TiVo
Oracle linux, just tell them your carpet has an unlicensed database.
I was invited to a user group where oracle Linux was trying to get more adopters. The coolest thing they had was the ability to update a kernel driver while it was running. In place. Without downtime.
I asked them if they planned on pushing this improvement to the kernel devs and they just gave me a blank face.
Told me everything I needed to know about Oracle Linux. I promptly formatted the thumb drive they gave me for free.
If they released it for free then Ubuntu wouldn’t have Ubuntu Pro to sell subscriptions to.
All of our testing cells at work run Oracle!
I don’t know much about it though.
They want to clean the carpet, not lose the house.
They actually have an oracle cloud too. It’s used by some companies… And it’s awful.
It’s used by Tony fucking Stark.
I mean, I can suspend disbelief that he is Iron Man and has futuristic fights with aliens
But I cannot believe that same man uses fucking Oracle Cloud.
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Ironically it’s probably Suckless.
Is suckless a distro? I thought it was just a collection of software
What is a distro but a collection of software?
Distros probably have a kernel though
Similar to a joke my dad told in the 90’s
If Microsoft ever makes a product that doesn’t suck, it’ll be a vacuum cleaner.
Your dad is a great dadjoker!
Apparently it’s Athena Linux. At least, that’s what the hackable vacuums use.
https://builder.dontvacuum.me/
This website is great xD
Privacy Policy: I do not care about privacy and will try to sell, rent, lease or give away all your information (name, address, email, your pets name, etc.) to any third party (but only if they pay enough). Also I will send you unsolicited email with cute dog puppy pictures.
most honest privacy policy.
Well now I’m even more conflicted about sending them my email!
Is there even a place on the website that asks for that information?
Red Star anybody?
for the unknowing: north Korean proprietary Linux version
All of them except Hannah Montana Linux, which is the One True Linux.
Hannah Montana Linux is the past, RebeccaBlackOS is the future!!
TempleOS is the one TRUE OS
TempleOS is God’s chosen OS, but I don’t live at church. I use TempleOS to pray, and Hannah Montana Linux for personal tasks. That way I get the best of both worlds.
But it isn’t Linux.
This is the only universal truth any Linux user intuitively knows in their heart.
There was a Windows tablet I bought for PDFs only. It ran some terrible Windows 8 lite version. That would easily be the worst Linux distro.
Windows RT. What a pile.
the one you, the reader, uses
Now this turned meta-referencial really quick.
Ironically, I’m reading this from PostmarketOS, which has support for the echo dot 2, feature phones and some smartwatches, so it might be realistic to run on a vacum lol.
This actually looks cool with several robots being supported
If you want a smart vacuum but don’t want to lose your privacy or be reliant on a cloud service, Valetudo is the way to go.
You’ve just sent me down another rabbit hole. Thanks man…
