Eleven! Good Trigger! Did you need your ego (that you definitely don’t have as you are proving) stroked the second you got up, Trigger? Sorry, I have a life and can’t give you your treat in the first moments. Poor Trigger.
Twelve! About half of what you’ve done on Lemmy in the past two days is paste this over and over again to prove what a big ego I have. You’ve definitely proven that one, Trigger. Eight to go!
Uh-oh, Trigger. You’re getting too mad about me not responding to you the right way. You’re doing more than just pasting. How are you going to let everyone know about my massive ego unless you paste the exact same thing over and over twenty times?
How will anyone know how meek and humble you are now, Trigger? How will they know?!
Also, this would be thirteen. Seven to go! Go, Trigger! Go!
Nine! Almost there, Trigger! I’m gonna go to sleep now and when I wake up, it better be ten or I’m gonna be so mad!
(I won’t though, I love you, Trigger. You’re the best pooch ever. You do everything I command.)
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Ten! Halfway there! Good doggie, Trigger! You are definitely proving that, out of the two of us, I am the one with the ego issue!
I wonder how often you have checked, only to furiously see I hadn’t responded yet.
Did you stay up late, Trigger?
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Eleven! Good Trigger! Did you need your ego (that you definitely don’t have as you are proving) stroked the second you got up, Trigger? Sorry, I have a life and can’t give you your treat in the first moments. Poor Trigger.
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Twelve! About half of what you’ve done on Lemmy in the past two days is paste this over and over again to prove what a big ego I have. You’ve definitely proven that one, Trigger. Eight to go!
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Uh-oh, Trigger. You’re getting too mad about me not responding to you the right way. You’re doing more than just pasting. How are you going to let everyone know about my massive ego unless you paste the exact same thing over and over twenty times?
How will anyone know how meek and humble you are now, Trigger? How will they know?!
Also, this would be thirteen. Seven to go! Go, Trigger! Go!