TheLowestStone

This is good but it isn’t quite the same thing. I want my phone to auto restart if I haven’t unlocked in for 12 hours.

Mostly my mental health.

I’m looking forward to joining the dozens with my nexto phone v

The dishwashers at my job labeled a cart “Dishpit Cart” and I can’t help but see “Dipshit Tart” every time I look at it.

Vance is a fucking monarchist.

Which means that Shrek could have been Rosa Parks’s favorite movie of all time.

I could really use an adult latte right about now.

I’ll blame both.

Best of luck to you.

Just curious, where are you going? My wife doesn’t want to move further from her family or we would be in New Zealand already.

The gun store closes before I get home from work. That’s why I’m going tomorrow.

Poisoned by his thoughts

I was going to go with, “I’m ok with rape” but yours works too.

Don’t think i ever played that one but the original and its sequel were formative gaming experiences for me.

I felt that when I installed Command and Conquer a few years ago. Everything was much smaller than I remembered.

I think it’s important to remember that the wirm died in his brain. I assume because his thoughts are that toxic.

I grew up in upstate NY so I’m no stranger to deer. This was something else. We were driving through the Winding Staircase mountain and there were hundreds of them. My wife kept screaming and grabbing my arm while I was driving until I had to stop in the middle of the (empty except for us and the deer) road to calmly explain that she was making the situation significantly worse.

A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.

I drove through rural Arkansas at sundown once. I’ve never seen so many deer in my life.

Let’s be honest, that sounds like heaven.