“Mirror mirror on the wall, who spreads the most misinformation of all?”

I don’t have ADHD, but I imagine this is like showing a picture of a kid standing to one in a wheelchair saying be more like this.

War. Chester. Fight me.

If I’m being honest the only Microsoft product I actually like is Excel.

Idk, this fight kinda makes me sad. Tyson should be playing with his grand kids at some retirement community in south Florida. Jake Paul can get fucked, he’s obviously playing to Tyson’s ego.

Look, I’m no guillotine-ologist, but I think if I was going to construct one I would forgo my usual method of measure once and cut 5 to 10 times until I have to go get another board because I’ve destroyed the last one.

Obviously this is from the hit 80s sitcom Squiggly Boys where the lovably awkward female recruit befriends a cute baby alien spider, high jinks ensue.

Really don’t care what this clown has to say after he publicly fellated Putin for 2 hours on live television.

I didn’t realize how prevalent Dollar generals were until I took a road trip through West Virginia. It’s like the only successful franchise in that entire state.

Ever since I heard of skibidi toilet, I like calling everything a skibidi something. Go put your skibidi bike in the garage. My kids hate it.

8tb on one chip? As Bill Gates once said “Damn, that’s a shit load of ram.”

I will intentionally walk the wrong direction just to avoid this situation.

I hate Reddit as much as the next guy but that just sounds like an asshole mod

When I dropped LastPass I found Bitwarden and liked them mainly because of the open source. I pay them for the software so that it can remain free and open. If that stopped, I would also stop paying them for it.

Pretty sure it was named after the French village Mini-Opuasé where it was discovered in the 1800’s.

Real Sex always seemed so not sexy. I mean, I’d watch it for boobs as a kid, but I was always kind of turned off by the whole show, idk.

Dang, you really blasted of at 8pm. How many calories an hour does drumming take?

I heard he’s a pretty cool guy and doesn’t afraid of anything.

Not that uncommon. Have you seen that documentary called The Man Who Killed Hitler and Then the Bigfoot

I got a 7k bonus 20 years ago in the military. I seriously considered investing it in the Vangard total stock market index fund. In '04 it was trading at $54 per share, today $282. Had I invested that $7,000 I would have $365,555 today. Instead I “invested” it at the strip club because I was a young dumb E-3 in Pensacola and New Orleans was only a weekend pass away. Long story short, index funds are the way to go.